Tuesday, February 9, 2010
7 Easy Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life
1. It's important to have a woman who has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who likes you.
3. It's important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.
4. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
5. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn't lie to you.
6. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed.
7. It's very, very, very important that these six women do not know each other
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
9 Words Women Love To Use
These 9 words describe what women are saying on the INSIDE, when we hear these words in conversation.
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are sure they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. If she is doing something she likes, it could mean an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game or to do something they don't like.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't fall for it.
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot, asshole, inconsiderate, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake, or how she will seek revenge.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. I want to add that 'Thanks a lot' - is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying I am keeping score or go fuck yourself.
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
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Most importantly, any of these can result in her sleeping with another man.
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are sure they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. If she is doing something she likes, it could mean an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game or to do something they don't like.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't fall for it.
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot, asshole, inconsiderate, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake, or how she will seek revenge.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. I want to add that 'Thanks a lot' - is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying I am keeping score or go fuck yourself.
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
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Most importantly, any of these can result in her sleeping with another man.
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